SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY OTP AND GO
I WANT TO DATE BOTH OF YOU
BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT MORE IS FOR BOTH OF YOU TO DATE EACH OTHER
AND LET ME WATCH
That’s just wrong… But I can’t stop laughing!!!!
- Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
- Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
- Bisexual Person: I like both!
- Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
- Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
- Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
I tumblr more than I go outside.
these two, i swear to god
It’s that time again! Supervisor made vanilla and raspberry #macarons. 👌
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
I have realized my mistake